im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason
if u have perfectly clear skin and u complain about one tiny little blemish i will personally beat u with a shovel
Me and my friends when we’re out
This speaks to me on a deep and profound level
"She never thought the toilet paper roll would fight back." [jesst]
what are ferrets even MADE of?????
What is with the look on his face he’s like “Somewhere in the world, somebody is misquoting Shakespeare. I can sense it.”
whenever anyone draws anything for me i just
can i have a fork
do you have a metal one
i planned this for days guys why wont you love me
when someone in class reminds the teacher that homework is due
Once again, Caucasian does not mean white, and using it to mean white is actually racist.
There are real Caucasian people who live in the Caucasus region, and they are not white.
When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.
This is by far the greatest post in existence. You can all go home. I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this. The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.